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The New Dance School
September 20, 2025
Detroit, MI
ATTENTION CLASS OF 2026:
On Wednesday, August 6, the School Board will open early enrollment for the next purefastmoods production. Together, we have put together a never-before-done affair that’s gonna be downright nasty if we do say so ourselves.
All teachers’ pets and Steve Poindexter’s registered on our email listserve at the time of send will receive access to the event details on the above-specified date and special early enrollment pricing. Tardiness will not be tolerated, and there’s nothing we can do for latecomers.
Slackers and underachievers will be informed when the School Board feels you deserve it. But, they are currently unhappy with your collective poor performance and overall garbage behavior from last year. If vibes were grades, you’d all be failing!
The countdown begins: you have exactly two weeks to get your acts together, or the entire school will be sent to mandatory detention.
In P.L.U.Disrespect,
Principal P. F. Moods