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Ritual Rave: The Prophecy
January 31, 2026
Detroit, MI
RAVERS in the DETROIT Area
Why are they here
What are they doing in those warehouses
When will they stop asking for guest list
The Comet Hale-Bopp and purefastmoods present Ritual Rave: The Prophecy, a sonic recycling of Earth.
The Three Witnesses, known only as Be (Beige - DET), Le (LexcD - PGH), and Er (Erika - DET), will lead your transition to the Level Above Human. These Next Level navigators will ensure your Human Vehicles are aligned for their timely exit.
If you have ever entertained the idea that there might be a real PHYSICAL level in space beyond the Earth’s confines, you will want to attend this meeting:
Saturday, January 31, 2026
10 PM to LATE
Landing Site Classified, Detroit, MI
Prepare for your exit on RA or call the Raver Realignment Hotline to seek the truth: 313-403-5931
Questions Only the Next Level Can Answer:
Did I leave my aura in last year’s ritual?
How many pups does it take to screw the poppers cap back on?
Are the DJs sending telepathic instructions?
Can I ascend to the Next Level if I keep mixing up my bags?
Where do straight people go after the rave? Do they have their own Level?
Do I have to wear Nikes to Ascend? (No)
Is that a Higher Being or just a guy in wraparound sunglasses and a mesh tank top?
Can a twink park a spacecraft?
What actually is “deconstructed house”?
Are bathroom stalls portals?
This is not a religious or philosophical organization. It is a sacred vessel for you to devote your total energy to the transition process.
Ritual Rave is an annual part of Imbolc.