Dial-A-Freak
Friday, November 13, 2026
Dungeon Location TBA, Pittsburgh, PA
Pay your tribute...

*****MISTRESSES SEEK FREAKS FOR SONIC SUBMISSION*****

Three experienced and strict Mistresses of Sound seek compliant dancefloor disciples for total musical domination.

You must:
Enjoy a firm beat and deep bass
Know how to Jack
Follow instructions
Be able to take it all night

Your complete and total speaker-freaking devotion is not only expected, but demanded. Obey the Mistresses and have your sonic fantasies fulfilled.

Services include:
Bass worship
Rhythm training
Turntable teasing and needle play
Pitch manipulation
Back-to-back service
Tempo stretching
Forced beat synchronization
Extended blend treatments

…and much, much more!

Good sonic submissives may apply in-person, one night only at purefastmoods presents DIAL-A-FREAK featuring the Mistresses of Sound Mike Servito (NYC), Carlos Souffront (SF), and ROJO (PGH).

Friday, November 13
10 pm to Late
At a secret dungeon location to be provided upon compliance, Pittsburgh, PA
Provide your tribute to my Mistresses on Resident Advisor

Willing subjects may call 412-206-1064 for further instructions. My lovely Mistresses are standing by, 24/7.

Let us provide you with a fantasy experience you will never forget…

Because I Care,
Madame Moods

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